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To dunk ones pink sock in the toilet while tring to shit, the (External duche).
Kate, tried to shit but droped the Pink water sock instead, and decided to flush until clean.
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When you're done nailing a chick, Check for condom leakage by filling it up with water like a water balloon. If it leaks, your screwed and so is she.
I just got done bangin' michelle when i did the water balloon test and it leaked! I threw it at her, screamed sucks to be you, and ran!!
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Liquid distributed on a widespread basis to the world in a plan to slowly kill Braincells and cleanse the minds of meme lords across the globe by the government
Yo did you see Jeff today?
No man he’s been drinking that tap water
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An elevated posterior commonly occurring amongst women of Latin descent (exception: some Polish anomalies have been documented). Known turn-on for Libras.
J-Lo has a tight high water ass.
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naked water-skiing is taking getting naked, grabbing your board, and going water-skiing -- guys may or may not have a hard-on.
Matt came home with me for spring break, and I took him naked water-skiing - we both had big boners as we rode the waves!
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The fluid secreted from the penis during intercourse before climax
Good for lubrication but can often lead to pregnancy
Oh no baby I got you pregnant with my monkey water
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A dirty body of water such as a swamp where it is possible for there to be alligators and other nasty-ass creatures.
"I just don't see myself gettin' into that gator-ass water."
"Blah! If those were my kids, they would not be swimming in that gator-ass water."
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