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In a game of beer pong, a team both bounces the ball into a cup, and makes a regular shot, thus making the other team drink 3 cups, and getting the balls back to shoot again.
Joe-Oh shit, we weren't paying attention and they just bounced it in and shot it in.
Mike-Why the fuck weren't you paying attention? We just gave up a 3 point play!
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It is a well known fact that the booty is 3 degrees warmer than the vajayjay. Next time you're rejected at entering the sensual rear end sauna just mention this fact. It's sure to keep you warm on those cold winter nights.
penis is vagina is nice, but penis in the anus is tighter and 3 degrees warmer... mmm
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The act of 3 Black people have a friendly and meaningful chat in a completely not homosexual way.
Ash: Hey Andy and Kye, Lets totally have a chocolate 3 way!
Andy: Yeah, Im in!
Kye: Sure! it's totally cool and not homo!
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A BMW made to be more affordable for the trailer trash, wanna be rich, other poor people who can't afford any series above that.
BMW Owner: I have a BMW 3 Series its !!! ME: Wow I am sure you like your entry level over produced car. Boy your special!!! Why didn't you get the 5?
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The act of three people taking a shit on the face of a sleeping/passed out person.
Hey Josh and Vince, Rob's passed out. Wana make some 3 way chili?
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"That's a 3 dollar chain it'll give you a nech rash"
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When you begin your fantasy football draft, you first announce the 3 fart rule. This means that each franchise representative gets to fart twice with no penalty. On the third fart, that owner is forced to draft outside and must select a kicker with their next pick. Often times will also doom a team for the season. Creates some of the worst fantasy football karma.
Jack: (5:30 p.m.) The draft is now open as well as the 3 fart rule is now in effect.
Tim: (5:31 p.m.) Fart
Mike: That is one
Tim: (5:33 p.m.) Fart
Mike: that is two Duck, damn
Tim: (5:35 p.m.) Fart
League: Damnit Duck, that is 3. It smells like someone died down here, that is a serious flagrant fowl, and you just broke the 3 fart rule, enjoy Sebastian Janikowski as your franchise player.
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