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cumming and then cutting up person to serve at a michelin star restaurant.
i james bond burgered my sister last friday
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This animal is a Fish, but can also be homosexual at times. This rare fish likes to take it up the rear from sammy t, the exotic dancing bird.
Yesterday I saw a Sammy T and a Devon James Blob having ''FUN''
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A fattass lowlife who steals peoples wives and pisses off alot of people. approx 11 months after he steals a wife, he will be found mysteriously shot in the head....such a shame.... ;)
Douglass c james is a looser
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serving as a groomsman in a wedding, and later on, banging a bridesmaid from behind. Pull out and skeet on her back, and roll her over onto your tux jacket, so that it is stuck to her. Similar to pulling a superman.
the best man totally got pull a James Bond. That maid of honor, what a slut.
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A sweet loving always understanding guy who will always listen to your problems and does what he can for his friends you can be either on his good side or bad and do not get on his bad side because that is hell James is also very well hung and good looking on top of everything really the kind of guy you would want for a relationship if you want to be happy
That's a great guy
That's a James
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1. To slap someone in the face.
2. To smoke a hell of a lot of cocaine.
1. I was like to my bro. "What did the five fingers say to the face?" Then I slapped him so hard in the face! Then later that day he asked someone the same question and he got slapped again.
2. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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Tall and is always dressed nice. Try’s to act like a bad ass in front of friends but in reality he is like a little boy you feel obligated to take care of. Is very judgmental of others and has a lying problem. Wants to be a great father to his daughter but his feelings for his ex seem to get in the way of that. Can be the sweetest person (when alone) and overprotective/jealous at times. Make sure you always answer your phone when he calls because all of your t.v’s will come up missing
I forgot to text the 5 different girls I was texting last night....I pulled a James.
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