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(noun): a compelling worry
I'm not having a hate boner; I'm just having a worry boner, ok?
when ones penis retracts back into their body due to the event of hearing something unattractive.
man one: dude, I just took a HUGE shit, you gotta see it!!
man two: bro, that just gave me a reverse boner.
A natural erection of the male Penal Gland that occurs involuntarily during events that are otherwise mentally or physically inappropriate,and results in some sort of social chastisement. Sometimes even Death.i.e: A man has an obvious erection at the funeral of a lived one, or when he's at a job interview. 2. A socially unacceptable erection of the penis, that is completely involuntary and in welcome by the male with the erection. 3. A term used to describe any situation in which something embarrassing is suddenly revealed.
It was very unfortunate for Mark that a reluctant boner popped up just as his girlfriend introduced him to her five year old neice and he was murdered.
when another person attempts to force you to have a boner in a bad situation, like work, or a corporate presentation.
Jeff: My sadistic ex keeps boner terrorizing dudes in this online community they're in.
Jeffs Friend: personally Jeff I think boner terrorism is wrong, and I'd never endorse it. It is ethically questionable at worst, and attention seeking behavior at best, in my amateur medical opinion, and believe personally its starting to affect my community, but I don't care enough to ask for it to stop, but I'm just saying.
Jeff: bro wtf are you talking about?
The gay peng boners are fittest human beings ever
They are in a group including ruby , George and Vince
They all have big dicks
Those fit boners and GAY PENG BONERS
Usually inappropriate thoughts that accure when one is aroused, but one wouldn't consider under any other circumstances.
Hey, sorry for asking nudes even though you have a boyfriend, it was one of those boner thoughts .
When a women is wearing a bikini top and you can see her nipping through the bikini.
"Must be cold in the water because that milf has a bikini boner!"