A man bear gummy is a unique type of human/bear/thingy. He is like a human sandwich except he tastes very sweet. These types human are very rare in nature to this day. So if you ever meet a man bear gummy in the forest/your room/bathroom do not hesitate he is very tasty.
Bob: DUDE....
Alien: What now bob?
Bob: i just saw a.....MAN BEAR GUMMY....
Alien: OMFG REALLY!?!?!?
Bob: yes i just said i saw it in your room under your bed...
Alien: NOOOOOOOO not the sacred bed
(Alien runs over to bed)
(Alien smells around)
Alien: DID YOU JUST TAKE A DUMP!?!?
Bob: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE MAN BEAR GUMMY FART!!
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A white redneck Cod4 player killed a 3 ton brown grizzly bear with a knife in colorado in 1969.
Ryan Ferguson is a beast that hates takin pills and goes insane on the weekends
I killed a bear with a "Fergie Killed a bear with a knife."
Dude did you see him kill that bear?
Y dude he fergied the bear
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Its another way of saying "isn't it obvious!"
"Do you think Jeremy and Amber are doing it?"
"does a bear piss in the woods?!"
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A form of rape in which a man with really long arms approaches a group of students, collects as many as he can in one bear hug, and rapes all of the captured school children.
Sami ran back to her counsellor alone, disobeying her camp's buddy system. "Someone bear hug raped four of us!" she exclaimed, tears running down her cheeks. "Why didn't we listen to the warnings of BHR that our friends gave us?! We could have ran in separate directions!"
Bear Hug Rape (BHR) is not a joke.
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Another endearing name for a woman's pussy.
Lance told Janice he wanted to visit the bear with its throat slit.
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The ultimate rizzler, only to be rivaled by the Child Arrizler. A word used to describe someone who has stolen more than fifteen-sextillion virginities and has more than twenty-million boyfriends.
Ain't no way Marco thinks he's the Ohio Sigma Grimace Rizzly Bear. He's built like a toothpick.
When the Ohio Sigma Grimace Rizzly Bear entered the room, everyone ran away in fear of being rizzed up.
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Only the littest gang in the universe; arch rivals with LDG (little dick gang)
"Dude, are you in the foo foo demon bears?" Asked Ben.
"No, I'm in little dick gang," said Key.
"Well I am going to shank you now," said Ben.
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