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Death grip is when you cum and then hold your penis wety hard.
omg! i'm gonna cum i gotta do the death grip
Whenever you put your thumb in your lady friend's asshole and your finger in her vagina, and proceed to pinch as hard as possible
Guy 1: Ew why does your hand smell like that?
Guy 2: I gave my hoe the death grip
When a dachshund fucks you up the ass with his snout and then you shit out your dick.
Dude last night was crazy. I was in bed and all the sudden my dog just started giving me a death bark. It hurt like a bitch.
When your so hungry in the morning after a night of going out with friends. Your prolly not hungover but just really hungry.
I ate a huge steak last night for dinner, a baked potato, and a few beers. It was all good till the next morning I felt like hunger death.
When an old person makes homemade salsa from their vegetable garden, gives it to you as a gift.. but dies before you eat it.
Q. Do you have any space?
A. No, fresh out. I still have a jar of grandma's death salsa. But she died like... 2003 so now it looks more like queso.
An irrational fear you get where you refuse to watch/play/read a piece of media over an abstract fear despite hearing you might like it. Named after infamous artist Ken Penders.
he doesn't want to watch Sonic SatAM because he has a fear of Death By Penders
the act of telling your friends something urgant
OMG Kenzi! Kris! DEATH COM 7!! My mom is pregnant!