Dick socket

The base of the penis. The penis' pivot point.

I was fuckin' Sally last night when my dick popped out of the pussy, hit the taint on the down stroke I heard a loud pop---I think it jacked my dick socket up.

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[Urban dicking]

Fucking while on the urban dictionary website looking up crazy weird sex acts that you will then perform.

"Last night we we're urban dicking and we came across 'the gomez' so i lifted her up and slammed her down....GOMEZ!!"

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rusty dick

the dried blood on a mans purple headed yogurt slinger after he has torn the poop shoot of a female

Man i destroyed this chicks ass for over two hours and woke up to a rusty dick.

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dick wash

when some one is using the urinal at a school, place of business or work and you push them forward and flush the toilet.

Guy 1: Yo, should i give him a dick wash?
Guy 2: I'll flush.

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Barf Dick

A female who has vomited on someone's penis while giving oral sex. Not to be confused with puke dick.

"Should I hook up with Mallory?"
"No way, dude. She's a barf dick."

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Micro dick

Tiny ass dick. It's like you never hit puberty. You always hear the question during sex, "Is it in yet." Since it is so small.

Girl:"Is it in yet?"
Guy:"Fuck! I hate micro dick!

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Dad dick

That one time you saw your dads dick when you were a little kid like walking in on him in the bathroom and everybody knows that shit was huge

"Dude when I was a kid I walked in on my parents fucking"
"For real"
"Yeah bro that shit was nasty but damn he had that dad dick"

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