Red duck(s): a concerning situation, akin to red flags flying. Something or someone seems off or sketchy.
Employee 1: Did you catch the cheesy smile and odd behavior of the new employee? I think she showed up to work under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
Employee 2: Yes!!! I thought I was the only one that noticed! Red ducks flying, dude! Red ducks!
someone who quacks like a duck while boning a girl with their bloody penis
(1) A mouth that can't shut up. (2) Or one who has a mouth like the butt of a duck, constantly talking, yapping as a ducks butt constantly farts.
Bill has a bad case of .duck bottom
Used to imply masturbation, in a polite form.
Doug was totally Squeaking the Duck last night in the spare bedroom! Surprised you guys didn't hear it!
Mom walked in on me Squeaking the Duck last night, Lucky i was able to quack it away in time.
When the cops make you squat and walk while holding your ankles, and continuously cough for the purpose of forcing out contraband that has been hidden inside your pussy or butthole.
Cops: “Alright girls, you know the drill. 10 minutes of the duck walk. If you’re clean, you’re free to go.”
The art of photoshopping yourself into another photo of yourself to make you look like two different people.
I spent the night James Ducking.
The act of ducking your thumb down just as you're about to shake someone's hand. If done properly, your hand will slide past theirs, and they'll be left awkwardly grabbing your wrist, looking very confused.
Did you see that? I just thumb ducked the crap out of that chump.