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Artificial death in the west

An artificial death in the west is when she shoots pussy through your chest and you die.

Person 1: hey did you hear what happened to Tom?
Person 2: nah bro.
Person 1: he got an artificial death in the west.
Person 2: oh no.

by Thickdickrick July 1, 2023


Bristolian Death

A student suicide, particularly if the student was denied support by the uni

Hey, at least we lead the university league tables for something!

How did Janice die?

It was a Bristolian Death
Aw that sucks, that's the third this week

by Ninththisyear September 10, 2019


Bright Death Blossom

A ‘Bright Death Blossom’, also known as a 'Twitter death blossom' is Tweet that seeks to take down all opposing viewpoints using sarcasm, snark, irony, and rhetoric.

The term comes from, or is inspired by, both the 1980s B-grade Sci Fi movie 'The Last Starfighter', and the Twitter account of celebrity Twitter influencer Professor Liam Bright, whose account '@lastpositivist' frequently exhibits very rhetorically clever 'Death Blossom' events.

In the movie, the very white, poor American protagonist is kidnapped by an alien who has secretly trained him for a battle in space using a video game. To complete his mission he is given a spaceship with a special weapons feature called a 'death blossom'.

When activated, the 'Death blossom' locks the ship in position and causes it to wildly spin on all axes shooting all its weapons at converging enemies (who happen to all be using more than one degree of freedom of movement), destroying them all, whilst somehow not turning the brains of the pilot into a milkshake and not causing the ship to be destroyed by being the only thing in the space battle standing still.

As with many sci-fi movies and stories of that era, the protagonists and heroes are white and Westernised, and the aliens are all brown or dark in colour (or just – any non-white colour) and have equipment, ships, and languages with aesthetics that are based upon Middle-Eastern and Asian cultures and cultural themes and aesthetics.

'The Last Positivist has done a Bright death blossom on the neo-positivist trolls and intellectual dark web again.'
'Look out. Twitter death blossom activated.'
'Bright just did a death blossom on Twitter.'

by 龙布鲁斯博士 July 24, 2021

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Death Baguette

A long, cylindrical turd, possibly with scoring on one or more surfaces. Unlike the more typical 'coiler' this monster extrudes in a nearly straight configuration.

Man, after all that kimchi last night I dropped a death baguette this morning.

by Thoringerveer February 2, 2022


Death Poopy

a poopie so large it requires you to take all of your clothes off

dude: i am experiencing the beginning stages of a death poopy please pray for me

guy: i wish you the best of luck, today keep me posted

by P00P13 G4RB0 January 28, 2020


Death Poopy

a poopy so horrible it requires you to take all your clothes off

Bro: i am experiencing the beggining stages of a death poopy please pray for me

Guy: oh shit man keep me posted

by P00P13 G4RB0 January 28, 2020


The Death Sniff

A line of combined class A drugs. Namely, cocaine, MDMA and Ketamine.

Let's have a go on the death sniff and see where we end up

by pablo and bruno March 14, 2021