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Guys who wear boat shoes, short khaki or colored shorts, and button up shirts. With the side swiped hair and sometimes a backwards ball cap. They travel in packs and spend their summers wasting daddy's money and spreading chlamydia. I.e. Harry styles
"Hey, look at that pack of guys over there. They look like they belong on a fishing show"
"The only thing they catch and throw back is chlamydia. They're chlamydia frat bros."
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A really hott girl that knows things about games, the internet, and music. This girl can chill with the guys and not seem out of place at all. She doesn't bitch about nonsense and is totally down with dirty jokes and poking fun. This girl looks like a total babe and acts like a total bro. Girls of this sort are difficult to spot with the naked eye, unless they give a clue like a cool retro t-shirt or some internet lingo. If you find one, capture it.
"dude your girlfriend is a TOTAL bro-up doll"
"dude i know, she kicked my ass at halo last night"
"where can i find one!!"
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The most true saying ever. You put your friends, homeis, what have you (bros) before your girlfriend, wife, mistress, etc (hoes). Always. Putting hoes before bros is wrong. It breaks all forms of comradery, homie-ship, and friendship. Never put your hoes before bros. NOTE: Putting hoe-bros before hoes is exceptible. Hoe-bros are friends who you are not romantically involved with, and also not trying to bang. But still put your bros before hoe-bros.
Alex: Let's go smoke some weed!
John: Sorry man, I can't. Monique doesn't want me to do weed.
Alex: Dude, you're getting whipped! Bros before hoes!
John: Well played. Go get your lighter.
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The most epic movie ever featuring Bob Hoskins as Mario, John Leguizamo as Luigi, Dennis Hopper as King Koopa, and Samantha Mathis as Princess Daisy. The Washington Post says "IT'S A BLAST!" and the Sixty Second Review says "Eye-Popping Special Effects!"
The Super Mario Bros movie was epic and still is and it was made in 1993
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The acknowledgement that while a male friend's companionship is in many ways superior to that of a girlfriend, one must spend time with the girlfriend because she provides you with sex with a woman.
Could also be called: Dates before Mates
"Dude, I know we arranged to meet, but my girl really wants to go out."
"Understood, man. Hoes before bros."
"Hoes before bros."
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The act of chilling with more than five or more bros in a confined space, with limited seeting. Most commonly occurs on a sunday. Majority of the time there is incoherent obnoxious noise.
Bro 1: Whoa, what are you guys doing in here? (To bros 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6)
Bro 2: Just Chad bro chillin bro.
OR
Bro 1: You bros are just straight Chad bro chillin are now. (To bros 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6)
OR
Bro 1: NO, we cannot have the Chad bro in my room, its gonna have to move. (To bros 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6)
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A phrase used to express indifference or boredom to a long or boring conversation.
There are many different types of "cool story bro". There is:
1) cool story bro
2) cool story bro, you should write a book about it
3) cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up?
etc.
1) Chad: I ate an apple for breakfast
Angie: Cool story bro.
2) Hannah: And then I rinsed my teeth. And then, lo and behold, I saw a black mark. I thought: "Hmm, what can it be?" and hark! It was a cavity! So then, I --
Josie: Cool story bro, you should write a book about it.
3) Tad: boring and lengthy story about scientists growing a new type of capsicum
Beth: Cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up?
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