Commonly mistaken with the action of putting force on a bodypart where multiple bones meet, causing the "joint" to make a cracking or popping sound.
To crack a joint actually means to consuming Marihuana or as the hip folk say it "to smoke a doobie" or "to smoke trees".
Me: Do you have evening plans?
Mathias: Not really, want to crack a joint?
Me: What joint? Fingers or toes? Why would I want to do that all evening?
like the term crack ship, it's relating to something that is nonsensical/ridiculous/crazy, in this case a story.
"is this going to be a crack story?"
This is used when a woman has had to much for one night
Wow my Giant-fucking-ass-crack hurts let's continue later
Australian Slang for shitting your pants.
Ah geez Gary, don't crack your duds mate, it's just a funnel web.
Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe crack of the mind's doodie."
Cheese they put in your butt crack
Put crack cheese