Stroken his eggo

A sex reference to a man sliding his dick around on another man’s ass cheek

Yeah bro, i was stroken his eggo for 43 seconds before I came.

Put the team on his back

Dj Moore

The bears offense had one player put the team on his back

There's something wrong with his right hand

Hey, I hate to admit it Joe but you saw it before I did. And there was nothing wrong with it. He was keeping his hand up and only using he left. Remember? Like the story I told. He did the thing in real life that I did in the game... Wait... What's that sound? *Tonberry noises ensue*

Michael Bisping "Joe Rogan just texted me and he says he things there's something wrong with his right hand."

Hym "Huh? Oh yeah... He picked up on that quick... I should have seen that faster."

Bisping "He thinks it might be broken."

Hym "No. No... That's not what it is... Wait... What's that fuckin noise?" 🤨

*Tonberry noises ensue*

Hym 😨 "Oh! Tonberry!"

Hi, Delirious!

When one has a very good spot in hide and seek; saying hello and goodbye to the seeker as they enter and exit the room you're located in to taunt them.

Delirious (Seeking): *Walks into room where Marcel is hiding under a tube as a scrap of paper*

Marcel: Hi, Delirious!

*Delirious walks out*

Marcel: Bye, Delirious!

Delirious: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

getting his hole

Another way of saying getting laid

Taylor lynch is away getting his hole

Chao hi

A status-chasing female (usually Asian) who makes it a point to date exclusively outside of her race (usually average white males) while making a point to justify to bystanders why she doesn’t date within her race (usually in the guise of preference, accountability deflection, Asian male bashing, etc). Often times, these females are self-hating and throw their own people/culture under the bus while seeking social acceptance and validation through self deprecation and other toxic behaviors. Cantonese Chinese origin. See also “Lu” or “weaksauce” definition.

She was adamantly virtue signaling at the Stop Asian Hate rally last week. Come to find out she is a chao hi.

She ate a lot of dimsum but that chao hi hates her own father.

suu hi ow

When you try to write show and it comes out Suu hi ow somehow?!?!

It is the best suu hi ow