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When your held finally pops out of your ass
I had a moment of divine self reflection when I realized I wasn't the center of the universe. Then I heard a loud pop
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When flushed with little to extreme embarrassment, you throw your head down to a 90 degree angle
“What’s wrong with him?” Jevin asked. “Oh, it’s just a Patrick Winslow Sylvester Moment”
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A phenomenon when you see something so cute it makes you cry. Like a hamster (computer) mouse. A hamster mouse is so cute it makes you cry.
Guy: Why are you crying?
Girl: I just had a hamster mouse moment.
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Whenever your girlfriend has a problem that you don't know about- like when she's crying for no reason and you can't stop her- your mind just blanks. Then you scream 'Oh my god!!!', and run away in terror because you don't know what to do. At all.
Girl: (crying softly) sniffle...
Guy: (looks at her in shock) Oh my god!!! (runs away screaming)
Girl: (looks up, still crying) Oh great- he still suffers from 'Oh My God!!!' moments...
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The moment of euphoria that one experiences when watching the silky smooth dishes, swishes, and crossovers of Chicago Bulls superstar and legend Ben Gordon. This feeling many times mimics the feeling of orgasm that one may experience during sexual intercourse. Symptoms include, momentarily loosing control of all bodily functions, spilling beer on ones self in excitement, and rapid heart palpitations.
Wow, did you just see Ben Gordon leave LeBron James in the dust on that cross over!! I just had a Ben Gordon Ejaculatory Moment!
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When you realise Leftists are evil and step on the path to destroy them.
He had a Lindsey Graham moment. He started to fight back against corrupt liberals.
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In reference to the 1996 classic Dumb and Dumber, in which Lloyd Christmas, Jim Carrey, sees the news clipping the the 1969 lunar landing. Christmas then says, "No way. We've landed on the moon!"
Used to describe a moment when a person is completely ignorant of a major event.
Rachel had a Landed on the moon moment when she discovered that best friend had had several children.
"Talk about a Landed on the Moon Moment, I had no idea the U.S. had Invaded Iraq"
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