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king john school

king john is a school that is known as the school where teachers take THE MOST L’s. They are also very racist. The toilets smell like rotten shaki. Despite all this it’s quite an entertaining environment. The year elevens do amazing pranks
One of them tried to sell the school bus on Gumtree! Rumours say that on the last day the whole school are having a mad rush at lunch time🀘🏾 Mr Belinie is the biggest joke of all. Mr Watts is juss fat. Mr Beston needs to shut up and focus on growing hair. 🚫🧒

king john school teachers give the most verbal even though their INADEQUATE

by inadequate’k June 13, 2019

53πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Detective John Kimble

This is the identity Arnold went by in the movie Kindergarten Cop.

"It's not a tuma!"

by Browndown August 11, 2003

63πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Jim My Johns

A request for a freaky and fast sexual encounter.

Karen; "We have 10 minutes between class, lets go up on the roof and you can jim my johns"

by rnnrdad October 3, 2015

20πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


azn john

If you are walking down a dark alley...and you see a skinny yellow man come up to you...run....b'cuz he's there to take your food!!! HOT AZN!....likes blonde chicks and girls of color...and Wendy!!!..... he has a baby named shaniqua lee terada!!...I LOVE YOU JOHN!!!

OMG here comes JOHN!!...hide the food!!!

by WENDY February 3, 2005

5πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


John-Kerry

very inconsistent with everything.

He's just a John-Kerry type of guy... never ever getting shit done.

by klondike bar April 25, 2006

14πŸ‘ 104πŸ‘Ž


Sir John Barleycorn

This is a British name for whisky.

I wouldn't say no to a we drop of Sir John Barleycorn!

by I, Wreckerrr November 29, 2020


Slobbery Long John

Also known as "Slobbery Long Jawn".

After receiving a blow job from a girl on the top bunk of bunk beds, the act of jumping down to the ground in such a way that your slobbery, erect penis slaps the person occupying the bottom bunk in the face.

Now you are really gonna get it... I was only going to shroom slap you, but now I'm going to give you a slobbery long john!

by Rampaging Lumberjack September 29, 2009

79πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž