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the secret life of us

Great Melbourne made soap/drama set in trendy st kilda with great characters, great plots, great settings!

Phil: "Did you watch Secret Life last night?"
Hanna: "Yeah! How funny was Evan??!!"

by evan wilde July 9, 2005


quarter life crisis

The period in your life occuring between 20 and 30 years of age, when you realize that a quarter of your life is over and :

a) You've done nothing constructive with it

- AND -

b) You've set yourself up for another quarter just like it.

You may be experiencing a quarter life crisis if :

a) You ever ask yourself what the h*** you are doing with your life

b) You regret half of the last 10 years

c) You consider changing jobs/homes/partners/all of the above to somehow improve your life

d) You feel lost and confused 23.5 hours out of a 24 hour day

e) You wonder how you will ever find job security/afford a house at today's prices/find a partner if you're working all the time/get out of your parents' house if your debt is costing you every dime you make/afford rent while it keeps going up/find a job that pays the bills/pay off your debt/all of the above. Usually all of the above.

Often confused by kids with adolesence, puberty, or hormonal problems. Feeling "misunderstood" and dressing all in black is not a quarter life crisis - it is being a teenager.

Basically, you wake up one morning and think to yourself, "Man - I'm totally screwed." You then proceed to consolidate your debt, look for a better job, and spend more time sleeping - because when you're asleep, you don't have to worry about how screwed you are.

"Man, I've wasted the last 20 years. At least I'm not alone - everyone has a quarter life crisis."

by whatamidoing January 15, 2007

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Half Life 2

What you first play Half Life 2 you are surprised at every turn. Its the enviroment, its the feeling that wow, this level looks like that place I drove past on our trip to LA. OMG i can use the gravity to pick up scanners and use em as buzzsaws, OMG the pulse rifle secondary fire vaporized that guy, OMG i just dropped that car on those zombies, killing them instantly, OMG i can roll nades into gun turret holes, OMG my crossbow bolt pinned the guy to the wall upside down by his leg, or OMG this blue gravity gun can pick up enemies and throw them at other enemies. I know I've played ravenholm about 3-4 times just cause its awesome killing zombies with the Gravity gun.

And look how far Half Life has come, people are still making mods for a 6 year old game. Imagine what they can do with the source engine!? Half Life 2 will last much longer than Halo2 and I bet Microsoft is trying to make Halo 3 as fast as possible so people don't lose intrest in the Halo series. Whereas Valve will take it's time because Half Life 2 isn't gonna lose intrest anytime soon.

Half Life 2 is too special to describe

by Mike February 17, 2005

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half life 2

A truly brilliant modern game encompassing many realistic features never before seen in a game before.Optimised for ATI cards. Wooooow i sound sad. Ah well. HALF LIFE 2 IS GR8

Kikin the Shit Outta Doom 3 in graphics,physics and plot. Geek Power!

by MadMetal January 18, 2005

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how to get a life

Something losers search on the internet, desperate to actually get some friends and move out of their parents basement.

You're seriously gonna ask urban dictionary how to get a life? You're fucked, m8. There's no hope left for you.

by JELLYKITTEN January 10, 2019

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state of your life

Said when someone has said something or done something that is sad/stupid/hilarious/STATE

(GIRL PUTS ON WEIGHT OVER XMAS)
Boy: State of your life

by 12 Big Macs Martha Bell STATE March 7, 2009

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no life gamer

A no life gamer is a person that can master a game the 1-2 time they play it.

A no life gamer can make a game his/her bitch the first time they play it.

"Hey how good are you" "um I don't know" "dude he's a no life gamer he can play a game once and master it"

by Taco torres October 23, 2015

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