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1: tom and jake
2:the ones who keep making out
1:yes
2: *pulls out phone and starts watching adventure camp*
1: omg its tom and jake making out
paying off the principal amount of a loan
Me: Nice car, Is it yours?
Uber Driver: Nah man its my cousins. I'm just making prince while he's overseas.
What politicians do when they choose war over people, culture and the earth
Politicians supporting the latest National Defense Authorization Act who don't support Universal Health Care are just making cents of peace.
By "Malinda" I'm talking about Malinda Kathleen Reese, that American woman who became popular on YouTube for taking content and translating it into several random languages, one after another, using Google Translate, before translating it back into English and reciting whatever garbled output was left at the end. A professional translator for 15 years, I'm incredulous (and maybe jealous). This sounds like something a modern-day teenager with too much free time on their hands would do (but that doesn't mean I don't accept that she's a good singer and capable of some fine work of genuine creative merit).
You make about as much sense as Malinda!
Literally whatever doesnt kill you makes you stranger as simple as that
Yo marcus just killed the whole north korean army with a pistol and somehow survived
Damn you know what they say "Whatever doesnt kill you makes you stranger" must be a really strange boi
Equivalent to "show me the money". The act of "making it crinkle" is when you get paid, and it crinkles in the palm of your hand, or as you stuff it into your pocket.
Short form: Crinkle = Cash
You have my money, bitch? You better make that shit crinkle!
Tell me how much you need and make it crinkle!
Also could be used as a noun: Bitch better have my crinkle!
You want to know? Since men apparently don’t know I will teach you.
Hym “You want to know how to make yourself attractive to women? Here’s what you do: make $100,000 or more a year (or have parents who make that much) OR have a fat cock (Ideally both. BOTH is LITERALLY the ideal). Now, you could say ‘Well, studies show that *blah blah blah*’ but the studies don’t account for the outliers and this does. List all of the qualities you think women are attracted to. Will women select outside of those qualities for a man with a fat cock or $100,000+ a year? Yes. Which is why you see men who don’t meet the criteria that is supposedly required to attract women still attracting women. It’s why you need to rely on the caveat of ‘short term vs long term’ selection. Fat cocks and money.”