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"Permission to pool shot" is what you ask before you go full reverse cowgirl on a dude taking a shit. When you thrust on him, you pool shot the shit out of his ass.
Eric: Honey, leave me alone. I'm pooping.
Marlena: No, permission to pool shot?
Eric: Granted!
A molded cum shot is when a man sticks his penis into hot wax, balls and all. He then cums into the mold and the finisher slurps it down.
Dude I gave your mom the best molded cum shot last night, here's a video of it ....
Like a pickle back shot(shot of Jameson with a chaser of pickle juice), but instead of pickle juice, use jalapeno juice. A beautiful waitress came up with this shot and it was named after her!
Hey waitress, give us four Brittany-Bitch shots!
Zygotes that should have been placed in a napkin.
That fucker was a real napkin shot
A camera angle in a porn scene, where its viewed under the male and female having intercourse while standing up, it shows the balls and the penis thrusting into the vagina and at a few minutes the males asscrack and asshole fills up the video.
Greg: Dude, i just masturbated and the rail shot showed and i came.
Paul: Yeah its disgusting
When a chef working a big rush cuts one of his fingers and doesn't have time to get a band aid.
He takes the cut and cauterizes it on the flat top, then calls for a shot of alchohal to line, sticks the wound in it to sanitize and takes the shot straight for the pain. Then keeps working.
taking a chef's shot at home without the adrenaline of a dinner rush is a bad idea
Have no chance of happening whatsoever
Person 1: can you do my hair dis weekend?
Person 2: ts shot ngl I got things to do