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When a hotdog has been soaked for exactly 32 hours, 37 minutes, and 49 seconds, in water that is exactly 43 degrees Fahrenheit with a windspeed of 12 mph. After all that you take out the hotdog the throw it at someone.
“Last night I got wet hotdog slapped and it was great”
On October 1st of every year you must slap a girls ass to celebrate the holidays!
Stacy: why you slap my asss
Dom: it’s slap ass dayyy
Stacy:oh ok
To consciously alternate between socially rewarding and punishing in interaction with another person in order to manipulate their emotional state and thus behaviour.
She really did a Slap 'n Hug on that guy, he never knew she was controlling his every move with a smile or an angry tone.
on november 23, you can slap people. you can slap people shorter than you 1:00-12:00 am. you can slap people taller than you 1:00-12:00 pm.
tall boi: it november 23. and 3:00 am
small boi: whats november 2- OH NO IT LE SLAP DAY
When it takes Congress 6 months to pass a stimulus package after shutting down businesses, the majority of the economy, enforces harsh travel restrictions and many other draconian orders leaving the majority of Americans in positions of harsh financial hardships, and they give you a stimulus check of $600.00.
All while funneling billions to other nations, the Kennedy Center, universities and other organizations.
That $600.00 stimulus check is a real financial bitch slap.
When you fuck a widowed grandmother who has her husband cremated, and when your about come, dump her husbands ashes on your hand, jizz on your hand and then slap the fuck out of her.
Dude, I gave your grandmother a gilf pimp slap
When your girlfriend plays "bop it" with your penis
My girlfriend gave me the good ol' Virginia rat slap last night