Chris lane is one of Colbert's most legendary and admirable men. He really gets things done. MM
I'm gonna be great just like chris lane
Type of da hood gang member, often called c-dawg, he holds his principles straight while keeping his penile calmed down when facing drag queens.
Person A: Aye bro, who just stole my brother
Person B: who?
Chris Mark: It's your boy and his penile
a college fraternity that one person is.
frat chris is life
Usually a VCE computing teacher and it’s most common habitat is in his office preying on young children. He spends his days eating biscuits 24/7 and throwing pieces of chalk at kids. Usually a very sad, depressed individual and likes to call him self Buckers or Buckets.
Chris Bucknell just ate 3000 biscuits
Everything is Chris's fault. If the sun is too hot, it's because Chris left the oven on. If it's raining outside, Chris probably forgot to close the window. If you stubbed your toe, Chris probably moved the furniture again. If your phone is running low on battery, Chris probably used it to call every single person in your contact list. In short, if something goes wrong in your life, you can bet that Chris had something to do with it. So the next time you're feeling frustrated or annoyed, just remember: it's probably all Chris's fault.
It's always Chris
Hot saxy man
Plays captain american in justice league
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