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The day of exterminating shall be May 3rd of every year
You shall exterminate every thot in sight for this national holiday
Yo! It ot National Thot Extermination Day We need to exterminate every thot in sight!
April 12 is national ass smacking day. You can grab anyone’s ass and get away with it.
Today is national ass smacking day so smack that girls ass hard
(re-doing this because somebody forgot to say the name :D)
National Anti-horny day is held on April 15th, one day before National horny day.
If you celebrate this day, it counters the National horny day, and you are not able to go to National horny day.
probably pro lmao: i am honry please peg
somebody else: no i have celebrated the funny National Anti-horny day.
January 16th is the dopest day of the month otha than the 27th. It is jennday
hey babe we going to Olive Garden
her: omg rlly why?
cus it’s national best gf day
May 5th is national get freaky and naughty with your partner / fwb . Rather it’s over snap / messages or in person have fun and make your bf / gf happy .
Him - hey wanna have some fun
Her - why should we
Him - well it is may 5th national get freaky day
Her - then let’s go
A day to celebrate your toe fungus.
HEY , GUYS, IT'S NATIONAL TOE FUNGUS DAY.
National Lemon Sadness Day is on November 9th in which it is celebrated by preparing a beverage that includes the following ingredients:
> a cup of lukewarm water
> two lemon slices
> four packets of artificial or real sugar
> a coffee stir stick
Drinking this magnificent beverage will grant you at least three minutes of unstoppable sadness to just calm down and think about life, with that relaxing moment not taking long you can still get right back to your daily life like it hadn't happened.
Nick: Oh boy I cant wait for November 9th
Andrew: What’s so special about November 9th
Nick: it’s national lemon sadness day
Andrew: Oh right I forgot about that