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A phrase that is duly said right after somebody writes or says something incredibly foolish or ridiculous (i.e. full of bullshit).
See also: Bullshit detected
Twitter troll 1: Trump did a great job at handling the coronavirus
Everyone: GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY!
Twitter troll 2: The government is closing bars, restaurant, hockey tournaments, all for a miniscule virus? Wake up sheeple!
Everyone: GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY!
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White Guys Jumping are so cool, that they don't need a drummer, guitarist, Bass Guitarist, or anything else. All they need/have is a keyboard and three very talented individuals. White Guys Jumping is taking the world by storm with their smash hit single "BOOOOT!" and someday may come to your town. But that's only if you're lucky. The real question is, "Will White Guys Jumping ever be a real band?" Well, we'll find out soon now, won't we?
White Guys Jumping is like watching clowns at a circus.
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A pretty funny comedian (if you like his kind of humor) from a small town in Nebraska whose real name is Daniel Whitney and is famous for his redneckish comedic act on The Blue Collar Comedy Tour. He is acting and talking as a redneck, but in fact sounds very Upper Midwestern, which is evident when watching his interviews.
Jokes from Larry the Cable Guy:
"We were throwin M-80s in the water (explosion sound with mouth) watchin the fish fly up. Yeah, we blew the aquarium at the dentist's office all to Hell."
"I called one of them 900 talk-dirty numbers the other day; you ever call one of them? Two people, that's it? And those voices sounded familiar to be honest with you. Well don't call it, it's a rip-off. I got a girl that stuttered and it cost me $1,700 on that deal in there."
"My brother celebrated his 2nd wedding anniversary, and they was goin to celebrate. He wanted to have sex, and she wanted to go to Outback, and my grandmother wanted to go to church, have em rededicate the wedding vows. So, they all compromised and they had sex outback of the church."
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A liberal epithet directed at the men who founded the United States of America. It can also mean anyone from history who made a positive contribution to western civilization.
I don't need to study American history. It's just about a bunch of dead white guys.
In order to be on American money, you have to be a dead white guy.
What did Albert Einstein know? He's just a dead white guy.
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Mr. Nice Guy, Is a way to describe the certain situation -Where your dick is not HARD, nor Soft.... Meaning there's enough blood pumped in it to give it some respected amounts of girth and heftiness, and a very nice banana shape... And, there's not enough blood to make it erect and create some discomfort in public nudity places(i.e Public showers, Schools gym shower, Sauna...).
All this makes a perfect situation for walking proudly among other fellow men which do not or are not currently having this phenomenon.
Public showers are a great place to have a "Mr. Nice Guy", because you walk proudly among other shrinked and springie looking dicks...
Also a great time for it, is when you show him to a lady, So she can fully appreciate the shape and size of the tool.
Guy A, *Walks into the showers in his health club... While having a "Mr. Nice Guy"...*
Guy B Through F, Look(or rather glance, to not seem homo/gay) with awe and respect to Guy A's penis to see the marvel that walks among them...
***Needless to say -Guy A walks tall and proud of the 7th wonder of the world hanging astonishingly from his lower body...
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A fat ass guy is someone that is EXTREMELY fat and they are a dude
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zoomer slang for aggressive animal sex, often used by males who are fond of Stumble Guys and bestiality.
“Hey bro, wanna hop on stumble guys later?”
“Sure, I just have to lubricate my dog Kelly first”
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