person1: i wish i was chris brown. person2: wake up chris breezy 😎🛐
The ultimate legend and has a way with lady's bur yet can also be kind and loving
Uno that kid chris burns he's a right legend
A gamer who is one of six members of the boys he is epic he does gamer things has lego hair and is definitely not gay he likes games movies funk pops he is the opposite of gay hes epic and non cody
Chris Stanley is epic man
A guy who jerks off when he gets a victory royale and eats a fat bitch after his hand workout. If you ask him to hang out he’s going to say no cause he’s too busy jerking off probably. Chris has a skill that nobody else has and that is to bust in under 1 minute. He’s still single and needs a lover so hit his line asap!
You wanna hang later, can’t I’m too busy being a Chris Moore
When u see a shawty lookin hella finnnne and feel like busting a nut, obviously in the restroom ;)
Him: I got blueballs you gon’ suck me
Her: he’ll nah
Him: fuck it ima buss The Chris
Cigar smoking, bourbon drinking, gun shooting, cool guy...
I feel like a Chris Duel tonight.