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when you jaywalk naked in front of a family of five with their newborn child
bystander 1: aw hell naw old man jankins be doin the lil j special, cant go 1 minute without sum shit going on in detroit
bystander 2: the fuck
The person who’s rolling is always on point, plus they can handle whatever they’re smoking on.
Damn bro you see bleazy j take that fat ass hit!?
Aye man you gonna go kick it with bleazy j cause I heard he’s got the best medicine around. (Medicine AkA bud , weed, cannabis, the fire, oil, hash, kief, moon rocks, and you can’t forget the bluntaso bro!)
J Hope is so selfish again lol I hate hiphop
J Hope is so selfish again lol I hate hiphop
Someone who works so damn hard and is so damn good at what they do, it makes you wanna smack yo momma for not having better genetics (and yo poppa, of course).
Maaan, I pulled a Mikey (J Blige) this week, worked 70 hours, finished 4 tracks, cleaned my entire house, filled out my taxes, wrote a newsletter, went out to 3 shows, volunteered at a youth clinic, gave a production lesson, sewed myself some new pants, made my gf dinner, etc. I should probably get some more done.
when one person who loves tiktok very much and a biology student
Johny : Hey, have you met The Vanniesa J?
Ong Seong Woo : The Vanniesa J? Oh, you mean that one cute kid who loves tiktok?
Johny : Yupp thats right
Lauren is the best person ever ofc, also harry potter is fit and sexy, lol,
“ omg shes such a Lauren J” (that means shes amazing”