One specific Alex from Vancouver has the worlds largest penis, every woman who has ever seen him has instantly creamed their pants, even the female doctor who delivered him. Many think he is the next Christ but that is an insult to the greatness that is Alex. He can fly, and when he orgasms his sperms shoot directly into the ovaries and impregnate all the eggs at once and his lover detonates with pleasure.
Alex is a very rare person and ginger she is scared of birds and likes to play around with make up a lot of people don’t likw her but if u get to know her she’s a very funny person
Alex: is there any birds about?
Friend: yea above ur head
massive dong and gets all the girlz
person 1: its Alex
person 2: watch out for his massive cock