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The only high school in park city utah. Where everyone is addicted to one or more drugs and gets blackout drunk every weekend. Every student is required to join on or more cults who all practice curses to put on there rival school Wasatch High. There also required to flex how rich they are at all times.
normal kid: You go to park city high school. Is that why you are in 15 different cults and own 15 houses
park city kid: No need to flex but yes
A sexual surprise. As your partner starts moving towards performing a blow job quickly move up and forward, there by slapping your partner in the eyes with your testicles.
Guy1 " Did you let that hoe blow you at the party the party last night?"
Guy2" She started to but I changed my mind last second so instead I gave her the ol' Kansas City Bean Bag instead."
A sexual act involving multiple males (often closeted homosexuals) wherein one person tea bags another and the tea bagging continues in a sequential fashion, whereby after being tea bagged, one is then required to tea bag the person to their immediate right. This perverse act is rumored to have originated in Junction City, Kansas, when a number of obese men with prodigious amounts of pubic hair were observed engaging in a steamy tea bagging fest behind a shitty Korean restaurant in the 100 degree heat. Later participants of JCTPs began applying white powder to their pubes to highlight the tea party theme some time in the mid 1990s.
Closeted Homo#1: "Hey Johnson, you know we're havin' a Junction City Tea Party at my place tonight,you cumming?"
Johnson: "Fuck yeah!!! Powderin' up my nad bag right now Beeeeyotch!"
The best and arguably the hardest football firm ever in the history of the game. They are the firm of West Ham United. They rule the off pitch battles of football, such as against 'kiddie' firms like millwall, the 'yids' and the turks (kopties). They acclaimed the name Inter City Firm by the fact that they travelled to games using the Inter City Line. Recently, the film 'Green Street' was based around the ICF.
Dave: Lawd above! Oi China Plate who do yew think is da greatest football firm?
'Arry: Well I am Bobby Moawer that it's da ICF (Inter City Firm) ov da one an' only West 'am United. , innit
Dave:Gawdon Bennet! woo 'oo yew are right, fancy a pin' . OK?
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Manchester is the second city of the UK. Birmingham is simply a large sewer full of rats, that explains the large population. Manchester is not beaten in anything by any other UK city, and especially not the village of Birmingham.
"Holy crap! I am in Manchester! I love it so much! This place is more like the first city of the UK, let alone the Second City of the UK!"
"Ohhh I need to take a dump! Jump in the car kids we're going to Birmingham!"
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A school where Turks vastly outnumber staff and students by 10 to 1. Where could a place possibly exist you may ask?
Such place exists where they incorporate turkish as a foreign language and where they attempt to sell e coli infested food. So somewhere in hell.
All jokes aside
This school is a charter school residing in jacksonville florida on beach blvd. Right across from the Winn Dixie. The school does not have enough parking lots so sometimes people have to park across the street. Then they have to cross a busy intersection in order to get to class, potentially getting hit in the process. All of the school windows are 3/8ths tinted nothing more nothing less. Hard to understand teachers though. The school was originally a law firm building until the built it into a school. The best part about this school is their quesos and nothing more. Also teachers shouldn't be allowed to have 20 class pets trapped in little cages in a room. The odor that is emitting from that room is not only hazardous but no living creature should have to endure the pain of having to smell such a thing everyday when wondering around the back end of the hallways. I can almost swear to you that the cages for the pets have not been changed since the day they were brought there.
Scenario 1
Person3: *Yells on the top of his lungs* "River City Science Academy! can suck my big fat futo."
Person1: "Woaaaaa Did you hear him"
Person2: "Only at River City Science Academy! will you hear such a thing "
Scenario 2
Random Person who just happens to walk by you " Bro i swear if the principle shaved his mustache he'll look like Bashar al asad"
Person 1: *thinks in head* "WTF DID I JUST HEAR"
Scenario 3
Teacher : *speaks in a broken english dilect* " Ok class today we will be doing derivatives so open your books to page 221"
Student *wispers to himself* " i got this man this junk is to easy"
Teacher " OK class so what i want you to do now is take out a sheet of paper and...... mish mish mish mish "
Student" What do you want us to do again sorry"
Teacher " I said mish mish mish mish then after that you want to use the mish mish mish mish Ok"
Student " Yea got it thanks for clarifying" *thinks to himself ye imma just copy off buddy later
Scenario 4:
Student 1: Hey i'm going to write a review for the school
Student 2: Sure lets do it
*submits the review and attend school the next day when they get a suspension*
Student 3: Only at River City Science Academy!
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The realest nigga on youtube.
hey, man did you see the new Mr. Chi City Mayne video? It was freakin hilarious.
WE HAD AN OVERLAPSATION SITUATION
SOAP TO THE DOME BITCH!
HIT THEM LITTLE NIGGAS WITH A FREEZE POP
OHHH, MR GARLIC?!?!!?
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