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This phrase is a catchall solutary closing for any message. It can follow anything from an official CEO letter to a quick internet jibe.
It makes it so that you are definitive in your wording, and any detractors risk looking stupid to disagree with you.
You have no idea what you are talking about. George W. Bush is the worst president we've ever had.
HOE SIT DOWN!
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Don't say this to a thug or gangster that has a 9mm with them, or you will get shot.
man: Whoa, calm down, Jamal, don't pull out the 9.
thug: *shoots the man to death with said 9*
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Ok, its when you wear a Confederate flag on your chest, and you quickly put on country music (Sweet Home Alabama works great!) And then you quickly beat up the closest person near you.
My head still fucking hurts from when Phil beat my ass when he put that Confederate flag on his chest and then put on Sweet Home Alabama! He gives one mean Southern Beat-Down!
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another way of saying "fuck the shit out of me"
for christmas, I want you to love me down
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Song by the Best Boy band ever - One Direction
Fr: omg! This song is amazing! Do you know its name!
Me: It is Drag Me down by One Direction!
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When you stay at a bar so late that they kick you out so they can finish cleaning and count down the register.
"I'm exhausted this morning. Me and some friends closed the bar down last night."
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The act of laying down, or placing a single or a double segment of toilet paper on the surface of the water in the toilet bowl, in order to stop or significantly reduce "splash backs" when relieving oneself.
"I felt the urge to take the biggest crap yesterday and I was afraid I might get some splash-back, so I laid down the carpet before I initiated. 60 percent of the time, it works.... EVERY TIME!"
"Laying down the carpet saved my ass from years of shitty water splashing my asshole."
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