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When you tape 40 hotdogs to you hands and you cant take the tape off until you finish the hotdogs.
i almost shit myself yesterday playing a game of edward glizzy hands
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A term used by trannies who look to pleasure themselves and their sexual partner with the same hand.
Person 1: Yeah that he-she is known for their good hand
Person 2 : Fag
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Two handed version of the shocker.
If you thought that she liked the shocker, give the two handed shocker!
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A drinking game involving two hands + two bottles of wine + duct tape (or similar).
When all combined, you reach a surefire recipe for a good night.
There exist several rules to edward winey hands.
1 - The wine bottles must be removed only when finished.
2 - The wine bottles must be removed by a stranger.
3 - Actually I think that's it...
"Ahhh, excuse me miss, could you please remove these wine bottles that are duct-taped to my hands. Yes, I am aware that my trousers are around my ankles, I have been playing Edward winey hands"
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Something to say to one's mom after or during accomplishment of something that would usually be done with more than "no hands".
- "Look ma no hands!", when riding a bike with no hands
- "Look ma no hands!", when an insurgent blows up your humvee on a mission in iraq and you lose your hands. (ref, the wire 5th season)
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A hand-held wank is were someone looks at porn on a hand-held device such as ''mobile phone'' or ''I pod/ I phone'' and then pleasures themself to it.
Jim: Hey Jack how come you got so much porn on your iphone?
Jack: No reason
Barry: I bet its because he likes to use it for Hand-held wanks
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Those who have been around people who have been around people who were smoking.
Or, being in places where smoking has occured, thus being tainted by a smokey smell.
I encountered third hand smoke when my husband returned from a bar.
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