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It is commonly used when someone is bald.(FKBJ for short)
OMFG he is fucking killer bastard jesus.(means he is bald)
I have FKBJ hairstyle(i am bald)
We are in a universe sized sperm cell from Jesus and it's going normal sperm speed but we are so small it feels like forever
"Jesus Sperm Theory saved my life man"- Jeffrey Epstein
A person who embodies a modern-day figure of positivity, social justice, and guidance. Known for balancing compassion, humor, and a big personality, Gen Z Jesus inspires their community by challenging outdated norms, promoting inclusivity, and uplifting others. Often seen as a blend of influencer and modern sage, Gen Z Jesus encourages people to live authentically, tackle social issues, and seek inner growth—all while connecting through real talk and down-to-earth vibes.
She's basically the Gen Z Jesus of our friend group!
when you misspell jesus christ.
jesus christ
person 1: jesus chrits is our lord and savior.
person 2: true, but, chrits????!! CHRITS!!??!?!??!!?
person 1: oop
person 1 (again): jesus christ*
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the 24 hours after a virgin christian girl gets married and is able to engage in sexual intercourse
Im getting married tomorrow, but I'm most excited for the Jesus Window.
A verbal expression of overwhelming fear when a person is startled, surprised, shocked, or scared followed by extreme anger.
While Jimmy is driving on the expressway, he is suddenly cut off by another vehicle traveling ten miles per hour under the speed limit. Jimmy: "Jesus Fucking Christ Hole! You cut me off! get the fuck out of the way!"
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