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Masturbating a guy with smegma, dick cheese, etc. or any other strong smelling substance.
There's no lube, but your dick cheese is slimy, I'll just use that! That's nasty you pig scrubbing bitch! Use spit!
A sexual partner that demands an uncircumcised male take a shower before engaging in any sexual activity.
You're uncut I see, you must take a shower before I do anything with you because I find the smell revolting! Ok, you pig scrubber!
A small to medium sized domestic cat that when sleeping in the bed with its owner takes up 75% or more of the mattress area.
This horizontal chihuahua is a total bed pig.
A Turbo Pig is a promiscuous, confident, and oft charming male or female who displays little if any consideration for his fellow human beings in any number of pursuits which most commonly solely benefit the individual.
Turbo Pigs are generally self-aware, but outwardly display no shame for their well documented antics. He or she will openly comment on a member of the opposite sex in an inappropriate manner regardless of the company being kept at said time.
Turbo Pigs are commonly found in the fields of entertainment, accounting, and amateur and professional sports.
Mate how about Kobe and Rice at the Olympics? Turbo Pig match made in heaven.
A pig friend is that friend who eats all your food but ensures you food for your life. A friend that is there for you any time and helps you with all your shits. That one friend that lives you the most.
Friend1-"Sara is a pig friend but I love her"
Friend2-"Yeah she is but she loves us very very much"
When you are involved in an activity or item of work, which has no relevance to you, and isn't enjoyable
"I spent all morning like a pig in bacon. What a waste of time"
Used twisted nails, usually found sticking through leftover boards or lieing on the ground, dangerous to pick up or step on. Relating to fingers: Dirty finger nails usually from pulling weeds, automotive work, or working with glue.
Lets pull the pig nails from these boards and see if we can use them again. Damn these pig nails. Advisory: Try a brush and bleach for pig nails.