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Normally, bad karma is when something comes back to haunt someone.
Reverse karma is when something comes back to haunt, but it haunts someone else, not the original person that deserved the karma.
JOHN (angrily): Where is the remote Jane!?
JANE: Why do you always assume I have it?
JOHN: Oh, I'm sitting on it
JANE: That's an example of reverse-karma because your actions came back to haunt me instead of just you because you wasted my time and hurt my feelings!
When you pay a bunch of trumpet-wielding musicians to serenade your girlfriend but she goes home with them when it's over.
Pete: "Dude, my girlfriend went home with this trumpet player after I paid him to serenade her on the street!"
Brad: "Bummer dude, classic Mexican Reversal."
Holy shit! The Prodigy wrote a book!? OOOOHHH! He predicted black holes 27 years before we even theorized their existence and 40 years before we found one!? HA! Brilliant! I’d expect no less! I’m totally like that guy! EXCEPT IN REVERSE!!!
*Random banging and clattering*
Iam “What... What are you doing? What’s going on here? Why is the trash-can sitting on top of a pile of garbage?”
Hym *mumbling* “It needs to be reversed... Only I can do it... reverse it...”
Iam “Reverse? Why are all your clothes on backwards? Wait... Is this about that reversibility theory video we watched?”
Hym “Help me flip the fridge upside down.”
Iam “What? No! You know that’s now what he meant...”
Hym “Wait! Increase the temperature of the freezer and then decrease the temperature of the fridge! DOUBLE REVERSE!!!”
Iam 🤦 ♂️ “Just don’t break anything....”
Hym *throws brick* *glass shatters* “I reversed the thing you said!”
Iam 😑
Something great on a pretty boring day.
Actually happened, Santa Cruz:
Stoner 1: Dude, that's the guy that was complainin bout seagulls at the snack-shack behind us.
Stoner 2: Duh. I can see him. He ordered the same sandwich I did. The number #88.
Stoner 3: You guys went to the Crab Shack without me?
Stoner 1: This guy just had to have a pickle and red herring. It's number 88.
Stoner 3: 88's my second luckiest number Making for me.
Stoner 1:Go get one. Maybe a seagull will reverse mode on your forehead with seastar perfection and swoop it outta your maw tea-baggy style.
Stoner 3: I will. And I get your point. No more looking up chubby pomagranates on my phone. I'm so lucky...I wanna cry. D
An extremely dumb white guy looking for simple home jobs in Mexico. He will have either an ok understanding of Spanish or barely any at all. It is pretty common for him to leave before a job is finished, and with some of your property too. He will have common trips to the United States, and will most likely sell your stuff to thrift stores in the US.
"¿Puedes poner una bañera nueva por 700 pesos?"
"Si. Grande jobo, amigo."
"Ah, so you reverse-spic, ese?"
A reverse cumshot has been properly executed, when a man has reached his climax in a womens mouth. After this the women needs to keep the load in her mouth until the man tells an incredibly good joke, so the women starts laughing and thus for the semen comes out of her nose. She shall aim for the man, otherwise the technique is not properly executed.
If the women hits the man, congratulation, you just executed a reverse cumshot!
Bob: Man, I wanted to try out a reverse cumshot with my gf.
Jack: Ok whats the matter, did she miss you?
Bob: No she didn't laught about my joke. :(