catch a SO

To catch a SO is the act of going out and finding a significant other. By using this slang, you are actively letting surrounding people know you are looking for love.

“Yeah I’m going out tonight, looking to catch a SO!”

That's so blanket

something is smothered or outshined by something, kinda like cockblocked.

squiggles "you did you here about Drake's 'Family Matters'"

John "Yeah that's so blanket, Kendrick washed him with 'Meet the Grahams'"

Your mom is so fat

start of a roast battle

mommy suck my balls your mom is so fat

So... No?

Is it not? Cus... that's a little disappointing... ☹️

Hym "So... No? Damn... Well now I'm actually sad...☹️"

Iam "What's got you down chum?"

Hym "Nothing is ever the way I want it to be... ☹️"

Iam ".... Wait... You don't mean... Aw come on! That's so vulgar! You're so embarrassing sometimes! God!"

Hym "I'm sad enough as it is! You don't have to salt the wound!"

Iam "The wound is you being a pervert!"

Hym ☹️🙇🙍🥺