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When you send someone (who is in jail) a cake with a file in it
Pedro got busted for mastubating in public and was put in jail. So his best friend John sent him a Mexican Birthday Cake
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Is when you ejaculate in a womans face, then puch her in nose. The mixture of blood and sperm resembles the characteristics of a straw berry short cake
I gave Jill a strawberry short cake last night and she loved it. Crazy bitch!
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its what the combination of "manda kay hanks". which is what my girlfriends name will be when we get married
hey manda cakes ya wanna go to the movies
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Wait 'til your girlfriend is on her period, and feed her nothing but fudge for three days, forcing her to hold any shits in. When the three days are up, make her squat above your open mouth, then have her release a mixture of period-blood and the fudgey goodness that is now her shit into your mouth.
Reece: Have you started your period yet?
Abi: Yes. Why?
Reece: Because I want a vampire fudge cake, you fucking whore.
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She let me give her an ice cream cake for my birthday
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A reference to the false justification for war against Iraq by the George W. Bush administration and to the famous line "the cake is a lie" from the video game, Portal.
Bush claimed that we needed to go to war, but the yellow cake is a lie.
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what fat fuckers suffer from when they say they have big bones, watter retention, M.E.
look at that fat bitch shes got cake retention.
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