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When you cum in your sock and then slap someone in the face with subsequently wet sock
Oh man I cream socked him so bad
You gonna make a cream sick later?
Harvey: Hey what'd you do last night?
Braden: I fucked my girl and got my Philadelphia Cream Cheese all over her.
When during sex a man pisses with his sperm
Jack: I gave Judy a good old Golden cream chaser last night
When you try to gage how much sour cream you are putting on your plate, and accidentally say shower cream cause you are too focused.
Logan : Hey man, they have sour cream.
Evan : your right, love me some shower cream
Frost cream is when you have sex in the freezing cold.
Yo all nine members of slipknot frost creamed in my ass the other day
When you and your lady partner share enough chicken curry to feed an army, and proceed to engage in rigorous unprotected anal intercourse in your car. You leave multiple deliveries of semen in your ladies anus. Your lady friend proceeds to uncontrollably defecate into your crotch and car seats. at this point, you take a large serving spoon and consume all of the creamy poop contents within the car. At approximately 2:30 in the morning, you text your friends completion of the act.
Brian’s Cream of Curry
Definition: BRIAN please cream my curry butt poops!
Fucking a girl on her period; period cream pie
Yo man I made my girl crimson and cream last night