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When someone is in a particularly foul mood first thing in the morning. Many people will have a cup of coffee before anything else is taken care of. Therefore their coffee must have been pissed in to start their day off so badly.
Joe: "Hi Jack! Wonderful day isn't it?"
Jack: "Ah fuck yourself you fucking fuck!"
Joe: "Well who pissed in your coffee this morning asshole!"
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When one Pisses & Shits, but the shit is so big the stretch of the asshole causes one to climax.
James, have you ever Cum piss poo water before?
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Australian expression used when asking a friend or associate for help when they are finding life easy but you your struggling to even get started.
"don't mind if I piss in your pocket do you"
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a phrase repeated again and again in the popular TV show South Park - where one of the character's tourette's tick is repeatedly screaming variations of "piss out my ass!"
also, when the character is screaming a variation of this phrase, he will turn his head to the side and cover his mouth.
ass...ass!!! piss, the ass!!
ass pissss!! peeiissss!
ass??? piss in the ASS!!!
peeeeiiiiissss coming from my aaeeeeiiiassss!!!!!!
piss....pissss!! piss out my aeeeasss......PISS OUT MY ASS!
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When you are over worked or in deep trouble. It is a variation of "knee deep in shit" but adds the assumption that it takes longer to "get" knee deep is pelican piss then it takes to with shit, thus you have been over worked or in deep trouble for a longer period of time.
I am having a long day, I am knee deep in pelican piss over that late report!
The first four words of a fraternity cheer, best sung when falling-down drunk, from the 1930s, that my father taught me.
Shit, piss, corruption, snot, six pigs’ assholes tied in a knot; rah, rah, weasel shit!
Congratulations! You are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank you for hefting your turfs down the mountainside so that we, the proles may feast on your bounteous craps.
piss lord piss lord of shit mountain
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