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A American citizen typically massively obese with a lack of common sense and independent thought that drinks large quantities of soda and or caffeinated beverages while also making the beverage of choice their personality. The visual of a average Soda American is that of the Michelin man with sunken eyes a pale face and a dead fluoride stare with fat rolls tucked into their pants/leggings.
“I got a Diet Coke with my three Big Macs and large fry”
“Did you see the new marvel movie”
“Dr pepper is the best drink”
”I hate the taste of water it’s so bland”
“Joel has drank 4 mountain dews in the last hour” “ikr no wonder he weighs 600 pounds” “typical soda American”
A Chinese-American is someone who was born in China or has Chinese ancestors, but resides in the US.
Person 1: Bro what is your nationality?
Person 2: I am Chinese-American.
An Authentic American is a patriot, who believes the founding principles of liberty, equality and justice for all are the primary directive governing our nation and it must be protected and defended at all costs and the American Revolution is not over until these ideals are fulfilled in their entirety.
Authentic Americans value Liberty, Equality and Justice for all above fame, celebrity and fortune and have sworn an oath to give their life defending the Founding Principles and unwaveringly oppose tyrants and their sycophants.
When you forcefully make an individual drink the blood of an AR-15 while they are under the influence of many, many drugs.
British person walks past an American.
"Hey you!" Says the American, "I will American you. "
The American grabs his local AR-15 to go do the ritual.
sounds so bad it makes you want to chop your ears off
American accents are like english if it was an inbred baby with downs syndrome. 99% of american accents make you want to kill yourself the second they open their mouth.
You wanna make dumb decisions and get paid for them ? Become a teacher here ! Wanna seem “woke” but also want to let teenage girls be harassed by a delusional man in their locker room because he’s a “woman” too ? American public schools! Wanna teach kindergarteners about sexual kinks? Your hired !
Parent:I’m sending my child to public school
Concerned adult:Good luck
P: Why?
CA:American public schools are a breeding ground for blue haired libs and feminazis.