cambodian anal rot

is a infection that results in the erosion of the anus, although this can be developed by a whore who simply has too much anal sex.

this can often be dectected by a rank smell that some say has a combination of ass, crotch rot, and a dead zebra.

hey doc, i got another case of cambodian anal rot and the doc says "LAY OFF THE GOD DAMN ANAL SEX FAGGOT!!!"

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cerebro-anal inversion

1) The state of having one's head up one's lower digestive passage;

2) Invincible arrogance.

All of the candidates for office appeared to suffer from cerebro-anal inversion

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National anal day

National anal day is every April 10th if you don't take part you have to do anything the other person wants

"Oh hey look national anal day"

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Afghan Anal Bomb

When a male is "bopping his boloni" and is about to ejaculate, he runs up to the nearest naked man, woman, hermaphrodite etc. and ejaculates all over their ass. The name "Afgan Anal Bomb" comes from the suicide bombers in Afghanistan. The "Anal" part is quite obvious.

Dude yeah i gave that Arab an Afghan Anal Bomb! (it killed both of us)

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super anal jousting

this is the next step to anal jousting except its more violent and cruel. basically in summary, a males mate must bend over a table or something to hold themselves up with.as the mate is bent over with their butthole spread the male goes approximately 15 feet away from their partner and face their partners behind. the male then with a fully erected penis puts their arms behind their head and just sprints towards their mate. the penis is then used as a very violent joust in the brown eye of the mate and usually results in rectal bleeding

i got my girl to let me give her a super anal jousting move and boy did i pound that ass

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Take Anal Correctly

To take a cock in the ass without complaint or excessive crying. To get right stretched out without trying to slow things down on the penetrative stroke.

Yeah, it's nice to find a girl that can take anal correctly, I hate it when girls ruin my shwerve as I stick it in.

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slimy fat anal

a slimy fat anal occurs when a womans vagina and/or bunghole becomes engulfed by a large brick that then becomes slimy when attempted to be removed with i can't believe its not butter..

and the three little pigs cried "slimy fat anal!!!" alllll the way home..

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