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foo foo demon bears

Only the littest gang in the universe; arch rivals with LDG (little dick gang)

"Dude, are you in the foo foo demon bears?" Asked Ben.
"No, I'm in little dick gang," said Key.
"Well I am going to shank you now," said Ben.

by anonymous_1738 December 12, 2017

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


cooler than the polar bear's toenail

The highest state of "coolness".

Trick Daddy's new album is cooler than the polar bear's toenail.

by Outkast with a K December 5, 2004

99๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


National Gummy Bear Album Day

Every November 13th, the Gummy bear Album will be released. You must listen to the song and eat gummy bears.

Man 1: Did you hear dude? It's National Gummy Bear Album day! Let's go eat gummy bears and listen to it.
Man 2: yeah, who didn't know? It's obviously November 13th!

by .cryaboutit November 13, 2021


Vibrating Polar Bear Water Fall

dipping your cellphone in ice water, shoving it in your ass hole while doing cartwheels and pressing vibrate repeatidly until you can easily shit.

also prevents constipation.

yesterday, kori did a Vibrating Polar Bear Water Fall. amber caught her, and video taped her crying.

by shakeitlikeasaltshaker April 25, 2009

34๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


colder than a polar bear's cock

when it's so cold you don't know what to do with yourself.

Jack: Wowsers it's frigid as hell up in these peaks.

Daniel: I know, right. It's fucking colder than a polar bear's cock, that's for sure.

by nuclear jope December 14, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


portuguese build-a-bear workshop

A shot of 151 proof liquor.

Guy1: Take this portuguese build-a-bear workshop.
Guy2: What is it?
Guy1: Just take it stop being a vagine.
Guy2: Asshole that was 151.

by xr5x January 22, 2008

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bear cubs fighting under a blanket

When woman has an ass so fine it looks like two small bear cubs fighting under a blanket when she walks.

"Damn, That girls ass in those jeans looks like two bear cubs fighting under a blanket."

by 99z28mark April 4, 2009

16๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž