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Every November 13th, the Gummy bear Album will be released. You must listen to the song and eat gummy bears.
Man 1: Did you hear dude? It's National Gummy Bear Album day! Let's go eat gummy bears and listen to it.
Man 2: yeah, who didn't know? It's obviously November 13th!
dipping your cellphone in ice water, shoving it in your ass hole while doing cartwheels and pressing vibrate repeatidly until you can easily shit.
also prevents constipation.
yesterday, kori did a Vibrating Polar Bear Water Fall. amber caught her, and video taped her crying.
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when it's so cold you don't know what to do with yourself.
Jack: Wowsers it's frigid as hell up in these peaks.
Daniel: I know, right. It's fucking colder than a polar bear's cock, that's for sure.
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Guy1: Take this portuguese build-a-bear workshop.
Guy2: What is it?
Guy1: Just take it stop being a vagine.
Guy2: Asshole that was 151.
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When woman has an ass so fine it looks like two small bear cubs fighting under a blanket when she walks.
"Damn, That girls ass in those jeans looks like two bear cubs fighting under a blanket."
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A phrase meaning really powerful and fast, especially relating to old muscle cars, and only used by white dudes from Florida.
Don't let the rust fool you, that ol' El Camino 'll tear the asshole out of a grizzly bear.
a phrase heard on a candy comercial, the Zoo Krew in costa mesa use it as a way of saying "whats wrong?"
andrew: why so blue panda bear? you look shitty.
Tuesday: "It's that time of the month"
andrew: "shitty"
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