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When a dachshund fucks you up the ass with his snout and then you shit out your dick.
Dude last night was crazy. I was in bed and all the sudden my dog just started giving me a death bark. It hurt like a bitch.
When your so hungry in the morning after a night of going out with friends. Your prolly not hungover but just really hungry.
I ate a huge steak last night for dinner, a baked potato, and a few beers. It was all good till the next morning I felt like hunger death.
the act of telling your friends something urgant
OMG Kenzi! Kris! DEATH COM 7!! My mom is pregnant!
A term defined by the anti-flamingo movement meaning being raped to death by a flock of angry male flamingoes
We hereby sentence you to death by flamingo
Another slang term for the sexual act of climax during intercourse "Intense Orgasm". in this case the type that leaves you outta breath and gasping for air.
Last night the sex was so good, it felt like I died in went to heaven. That's why they call it the first death.
A much more elegant way of saying "getting cancelled", in the context of Cancel Culture specifically.
A notable figure: *says or does something against the accepted norm*
The Internet: We sentence this cretin to the Social Death Penalty.
Where you an a group of friends start joking around and laughing, until you, or a friend start choking from laughing so hard. Then after you or your friend stops choking, they make a stone cold face like they just died
Oh wow, she just death choked..