vacation dick

A penis that is much larger than what you are use to taking up your hatch. So you can only do it so often as opposed to a boyfriend dick.

Girl : He has a vacation dick.

Girl #2: Girl when I get bored of my boyfriend I go to him to split me in half

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dirty dick

The art of penetrating a female with an unwashed penis that had been used to penetrate another female at an earlier time.

I just dirty dicked that hoe, now she's got whatever that bitch had that I banged earlier.

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dick-slap

to slap ones dick on something, to be dick slapped is to have a dick slapped on you

drunken swedes started this sport in dublin, they 'dickslapped' various irish monuments and a few irish tramps

herrglad is a dick-slapper

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baby dick

A very very tiny penis. One as small or smaller than a babies penis size. Usually no more than 1 inch flaccid, and no bigger than 3 inches hard.

The last girl i was with used to always tell her friends about me saying "Gaz has a tiny tiny dick! Its a baby dick, only smaller! hahaha"

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chicks with dicks

The word says it all. Females with cocks. They could have both reproductive organs (see hermaphrodite) or they could just look like a chick and really be a dude.

"Wow, that chick looks to hot to be true."
"Yeah, she's probably got a dick."

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dick punch

the act of using one's fist to forcefully demolish the manhood of another.

I'd like to dick punch that damn bastard at Fox who cancled Family Guy. (fuck the new-found cartoon network fans, you assholes aren't old school!)

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Dick Cheney

Any of the obnoxious bloodsucking parasites of the genus Dick, which are known to infest various human populations throughout North America, mainly in the South. These annoying little creatures produce a nasty reaction, with complications including;

-Ignorance, intolerance, and insolence (the three i's)

-General stupidity, and the labeling of any government-questioning news source as "Liberal Media"

-A lowered sense of global awareness, usually in addition to an overheightened fear of terrorism.

-Dick Cheney is a known carrier of the fatal disease Republicanitis. Everyone who catches this affliction dies (sooner or later).

"Go Fuck Yourself"
-Dick Cheney

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