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When someone tells you something and you simply don't care.
Person 1: Man, I don't feel like living anymore. My grandpa died yesterday.
Person 2: Cool story bro.
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A bro that just flat out sucks at life. Consistently all about the pussy, and is more then willing to put the pussy in front of his bros. Has no idea how to blaze, literally a rookie. Torches bowls (straight up cashing center of bowl, and then fails to clear the chamber, wasting all the bud), pulls filters out, and drops Js on command. Pretty much fails to go hard for extended periods of time. Is always late for shit, takes forever to get ready and/or just has no concept of time or commitment at all. After being around people or a place for too long, usually more then a few minutes, will contaminate the place and bros in it, forcing grade As to unwillingly and subconsciously make less then Grade A moves. Pretty much a leech to whatever bros he’s hanging around. Nothing more then a cancerous cell and parasite to all Grade As. A bro that just no matter what can't make a single Grade A move no matter how hard he tries. Leaves his boys hangin all the time, to the point where you can predict his next grade D move. Basically a grade F but for some reason you and all your grade A boys take pity on him and refer to him as D as if to inspire some false hope that maybe one day he'll make a decision that would include any or all of the following: pulling through for his boys, hooking them up with a banger, smoking them down, introducing them to the limited pussy he knows, or just making a selfless grade A move to help a fellow grade A out no matter what the situation or cost.
1)Grade D bro drops fully packed bowl all over the floor
Grade A: "Fuckin grade D man"
2) Grade D: "Yo guys I think I'm gonna take the whole summer off from blazing"
3) Grade D: "Yo man ill be there in ten"
Grade A: "Yo it been an hour where are you"
Grade D: "Shit my bad ive been at this other party for like a half hour its so cool and theres all these hot girls...Cya" hangs up like nothings wrong
4)Grade A to fellow Grade A: "Damn that was a nice roll dude, to bad that fucking grade D chiefed that shit 17 times in a row, sucked out the filter, and then tossed it half way through"
5) Grade A: "I'm starting to feel like a huge bitch like im about to be all about the pussy, I dont feel like going hard, and I just wanna hoe out all my boys for no reason"
Other Grade A: " Dude its cause that fucking grade D has been here for like 3 minutes hes a fucking cancerous cell dude this whole place is contaminated."
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any bro calling for front seat forever is allowed if they are among the first 10 bro's to see the owner bro's car
owner bro: "Bro I just got my car look at the vinyl"
bro: "Sweet man and bro code:rule 6 I get front seat til death"
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The most suitable response one can give to a story that completely wasted ones precious time. Parents, co-workers, and history classes often provoke its usage.
Bobby: So guess what? Nina wrote me up again, because i came to work late the other day.
Kelly: Cool story bro.
*FML why does Bobby think i give two shits about his life??? Please lord have this shift end already! He makes my job REAL RUDE*
Teacher: Agriculture was key to economic progress in the early ages.
Student (shouting): COOL STORY BRO!
Mom: When i was your age i always had my room spotless.
Son: Cool story bro.
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When you are in total agreement with your "Home Boys"
Jenae: We should go to the rad concert tonight!
Alex: Fasho my bro!
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Somebody on the debate scene who is obsessed with philosophy. Phil bros are usually male, but they can be female, however all of them are usually assholes to people they deem lower IQ than them.
I tried debating religion with a phil bro, but they ended up just insulting my lack of philosophy knowledge.
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1. To describe the unwritten law of friends (hoes) before guys (bros)(most of the time, the ones that get between you)
2.a phrase to describe a relationship with your friends instead of the asshole or playa that got between you
Peyton-"so we wont let him get between us?"
Brooke-"no worries, hoes over bros"
or
"Man, i cant believe we fought over him...from now on its hoes over bros"
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