HI IM ENZO

L otr loser, has bad lag switch, is bad at rdo.

HI IM ENZO should be banned.

I hate HI IM ENZO

Giving his truck a run out

Slipping ones penis up another mans back passage

Dave let Rob give his truck a run out. Rob was giving his truck a run out.

His and Hoes Mustaches

When a guys has a full, thick stache and his lady has a full, thick bush shaved to match his.

Ziggy had the the thickest mustache I’ve ever seen until his lady pulled down her pants. They totally have his and hoes mustaches.

watered his house

It means masturbation

Jeff got bored and watered his house

uhhhh hi

hi how ya doing? im just chillin on a kindle writing this weird right? the browser is really glitchy but i dont really care. i usually read fanfics about haikyuu or dream smp. i also read A LOT of angst. the feels amirite? anyways.. have a good night/morning/afternoon!

uhhhh hi i guess
hello

generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon

Sarcastic term used by a lady for a guy with a major case of "one-sided willingness" --- da dude is always ready and eager to "open his zipper" (i.e., whip out his "sausage") anytime, but never seems all that motivated to "open his WALLET" (i.e., "share his bacon") to help you out financially, even with just basic stuff like groceries of household/repair materials.

Cool chick: So what's your new boyfriend like?
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!

him/he/his.

a person who cares greatly, however being your true love.

oh my god… how i love *him*.
no way - *he* must be the one.
him/he/his. is the one that i love!