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Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I’m just gonna stump you, you gonna keep coming back, I’m gonna seal up all my cracks, you gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you keep smelling this SYRUP. You worthless bitch ass Motherfucker. You gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be on my stream, sucking on my dick daily. You purpose in life is to be in that chat, blowing a dick daily. Your life is NOTHING, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself… NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that’s covered up, so we can breath inside this blue trapped bubble. Because what are you even here for? To warship me? Kill yourself. I mean that with 100% With 1000%
“I just beat Low Tier God in street fighter! Why am I getting death threats?”
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A set of hospital rules/truths from Samuel Shem's book, "The House of God". I. Gomers don't die. II. Gomers go to ground. III. At a cardiac arrest, the first procedure is to take your own pulse. IV. The patient is the one with the disease. V. Placement comes first. VI. There is no body cavity that cannot be reached with a #14 needle and a good strong arm. VII. Age + BUN = Lasix dose. VIII. They can always hurt you more. IX. The only good admission is a dead admission. X. If you don't take a temperature, you can't find a fever. XI. Show me a medical student who only triples my work and I will kiss his feet. XII. If the radiology resident and the medical student both see a lesion on the chest x-ray, there can be no lesion there. XIII. The delivery of medical care is to do as much nothing as possible. See also: gomer.
I thought my internal medicine internship had gotten me depressed, but after reading the Laws of the House of God, I'm downright suicidal.
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A phrase for anal sex. It is justified by girls who want to remain virgins so they do it in "God's Blind Spot"
She's a christian so we did it in god's blind spot.
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The 45th president that will make america godly
Who's the president? God Emperor Trump of course.
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word to say when shocked or surprised
OMG GOOD GOD MAN WHAT IS THAT!!
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Just say god bless me then god will bless you learn how to do it right
Every1 will say god bless me
Person 1: I got to get my daily exercise in... what do I do?
Person 2: Just do some anime god makers dude.
Person 1: Oh right, *goes super saiyan* EEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! *starts doing extreme push-ups*.