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We are in a universe sized sperm cell from Jesus and it's going normal sperm speed but we are so small it feels like forever
"Jesus Sperm Theory saved my life man"- Jeffrey Epstein
He is the person that is always kind and caring for other even though has no empathy.
Timothy: Bro that "Harvie Lim De Jesus" over there is crazy at making them laugh
Roblox Jesus is the most supreme form of Jesus there is. There is no need for anyone to need anything in life other than Roblox Jesus
"bro, did you get your daily filling of Roblox Jesus, cuz I did."
Bong Hits for Jesus is an American rock band. Taking its eye-brow raising name from a landmark Supreme Court free speech case, Bong Hits For Jesus is all about peoples' First Amendment rights, artistic freedom and expression, legalization, and having an all around good time.
Did you see Bong Hits For Jesus open for Cypress Hill? They were smoking!
When Christians want to comment and rely on the concept of karma but without all the Pagan underpinnings.
After Dave yelled at his children for no reason, he got a flat tire on the way to work. That's a little Jesus Karma right there.
A luscious man with long curly red hair.
Bro! Zach is such a Ginger Jesus man.
someone who presses their religion on you, especially catholicism. They make reference to their religion and justify everything behind their religion in a conversation.
ex:
man: This woman came to to my house today to try and convert me, bro.
Friend: Bitch was a Jesus Bumper, yo.