Past 9 PM, in the basement, playing video games, the three bromigos talk crap and exchange stories.
Trevor: We out it the mall today for bromigos night?
Ace: Nah, has to be in your basement.
Kamil: Yeah true.
A Perfectly Drunken Night takes place when you (male or female) have had just the right amount of alcoholic beverages to perform substantially above par sexually, usually resulting in exceeding previous expectations and smashing personal bests/records in the bedroom.
Guy 1: “So how did last night go after you left the bar with juicy booty?”
Guy2: “Man it was definitely a perfectly drunken night. I hit her with the pound game and made her cum like 12 times. We lost count!”
A feeling of familiarity, of nostalgia almost, tinged with regret and the promise of regret to come.
I wish my ex hadn't moved back here. Every time I see them it's like eating last night's parmo.
A state you get in at night when you had to much to drink, when you get fucked up.
Funk’d is also a polite form for fucked up.
I always get funk’d by night
A sad pathetic person with a massive ego who loves being humiliated by both peers and in sexual situations
Omg! Stop being such a Night Stepper!
He was the biggest Night Stepper that Dar
A challenge for when you put a shit ton of red pepper flakes on your pizza to torture yourself and/or impress your friends. Most common with fat asses.
It's the Challenge of the Night boys!
When you bust a nut and fall asleep
“I was beating off to Remy Lacriox and as soon as I finished, I had a night night nut.”