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One specific Alex from Vancouver has the worlds largest penis, every woman who has ever seen him has instantly creamed their pants, even the female doctor who delivered him. Many think he is the next Christ but that is an insult to the greatness that is Alex. He can fly, and when he orgasms his sperms shoot directly into the ovaries and impregnate all the eggs at once and his lover detonates with pleasure.
Alex is a very rare person and ginger she is scared of birds and likes to play around with make up a lot of people don’t likw her but if u get to know her she’s a very funny person
Alex: is there any birds about?
Friend: yea above ur head
massive dong and gets all the girlz
person 1: its Alex
person 2: watch out for his massive cock
Fucks your mother and has a massive slong
Alex fucked your mother with his massive slong
Btw this is coming from an Alex (boy case)
They’re normally really chill and are homeboys, don’t like to go out much. They’ll be very outgoing in their true passions and always treat their true friends as brothers. They can be kinda nerdy and are the kinda guys to say imma fail a test and proceeds to ace it. They can be kinda crazy and do stupid stuff sometimes.
That’s it. Now gimme thumbs up bitch.
Person 1: “who is that?”
Person 2: “that’s Alex. He’s usually pretty chill, but can be an idiot sometimes.”
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my bestie first of all 😠 i love her a lottt she's my wing woman she is extremely smart and helps me through EVERYTHING she is even studious and strong 💪🏻 she is 13 and is a gemini and most of all the sweetest and and PRETTY omg god complex 🧎🏼 ♀️ she can fight any guy she ain't a bully but she is kind and most of all my e sister i love her tons mwah bestie 💋
Alex is really smart
oh ikr she a goddess