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A set of hospital rules/truths from Samuel Shem's book, "The House of God". I. Gomers don't die. II. Gomers go to ground. III. At a cardiac arrest, the first procedure is to take your own pulse. IV. The patient is the one with the disease. V. Placement comes first. VI. There is no body cavity that cannot be reached with a #14 needle and a good strong arm. VII. Age + BUN = Lasix dose. VIII. They can always hurt you more. IX. The only good admission is a dead admission. X. If you don't take a temperature, you can't find a fever. XI. Show me a medical student who only triples my work and I will kiss his feet. XII. If the radiology resident and the medical student both see a lesion on the chest x-ray, there can be no lesion there. XIII. The delivery of medical care is to do as much nothing as possible. See also: gomer.
I thought my internal medicine internship had gotten me depressed, but after reading the Laws of the House of God, I'm downright suicidal.
A phrase for anal sex. It is justified by girls who want to remain virgins so they do it in "God's Blind Spot"
She's a christian so we did it in god's blind spot.
The 45th president that will make america godly
Who's the president? God Emperor Trump of course.
word to say when shocked or surprised
OMG GOOD GOD MAN WHAT IS THAT!!
Just say god bless me then god will bless you learn how to do it right
Every1 will say god bless me
Person 1: I got to get my daily exercise in... what do I do?
Person 2: Just do some anime god makers dude.
Person 1: Oh right, *goes super saiyan* EEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! *starts doing extreme push-ups*.
To be used in a sentence so that your audience will believe what you are saying.
I "swear fo God" I didn't cheat on my math test.