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National Lemon Sadness Day

National Lemon Sadness Day is on November 9th in which it is celebrated by preparing a beverage that includes the following ingredients:
> a cup of lukewarm water
> two lemon slices
> four packets of artificial or real sugar
> a coffee stir stick
Drinking this magnificent beverage will grant you at least three minutes of unstoppable sadness to just calm down and think about life, with that relaxing moment not taking long you can still get right back to your daily life like it hadn't happened.

Nick: Oh boy I cant wait for November 9th
Andrew: What’s so special about November 9th
Nick: it’s national lemon sadness day
Andrew: Oh right I forgot about that

by Melon Sliced November 02, 2020


National Bottom Fragger Day

National Bottom Fragger Day is celebrated on October 7th. On this day, you celebrate the friends that get 0/2/10 every game. :-) Celebrate their efforts in dying at the start of every game and trying their best to support the team even with very few kills.

Yo Jess, happy National Bottom Fragger day!! Thanks for playing Valorant with me and being moral support :)

by marichuuz October 04, 2021


National Reverse Cowgirl Day

November 22nd is the one day only that women must do reverse cowgirl

National Reverse Cowgirl Day

by bigboppo November 23, 2020


National go to church day

Every Sunday is national go to church day after all these grab ass and dick days we need some cleansing

Hey it’s National go to church day today we definitely need to clense our sole

by Chooseholy April 12, 2019


National Cock Slapping Day

April 7th, national cock slapping day

Michael Agricola: Aye what day is it today?
Dosca: April 7th..
Michael: AHhhhh

April 7th, national cock slapping day

by The1Dumbass April 04, 2022


National kiss a Mia day

National kiss a Mia Day

If you’re lucky enough to know a Mia...Kiss her. Doesn’t have to be on the lips it could be on the hand or cheek

Her: Why did u kiss me?

Person: Because it’s November 5th

Her: Ooooh it’s national kiss a Mia day

by Askmeoutdummy October 30, 2019


National bra pic day

May 14th is national bra pic day

Guy “Hey guess what day it is”
Girl “what day”
Guy “national bra pic day
Girl *sends bra pic*
Guy “have a nice day

by Krispiecharms May 14, 2019