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National Lemon Sadness Day is on November 9th in which it is celebrated by preparing a beverage that includes the following ingredients:
> a cup of lukewarm water
> two lemon slices
> four packets of artificial or real sugar
> a coffee stir stick
Drinking this magnificent beverage will grant you at least three minutes of unstoppable sadness to just calm down and think about life, with that relaxing moment not taking long you can still get right back to your daily life like it hadn't happened.
Nick: Oh boy I cant wait for November 9th
Andrew: What’s so special about November 9th
Nick: it’s national lemon sadness day
Andrew: Oh right I forgot about that
National Bottom Fragger Day is celebrated on October 7th. On this day, you celebrate the friends that get 0/2/10 every game. :-) Celebrate their efforts in dying at the start of every game and trying their best to support the team even with very few kills.
Yo Jess, happy National Bottom Fragger day!! Thanks for playing Valorant with me and being moral support :)
November 22nd is the one day only that women must do reverse cowgirl
National Reverse Cowgirl Day
Every Sunday is national go to church day after all these grab ass and dick days we need some cleansing
Hey it’s National go to church day today we definitely need to clense our sole
April 7th, national cock slapping day
Michael Agricola: Aye what day is it today?
Dosca: April 7th..
Michael: AHhhhh
April 7th, national cock slapping day
National kiss a Mia Day
If you’re lucky enough to know a Mia...Kiss her. Doesn’t have to be on the lips it could be on the hand or cheek
Her: Why did u kiss me?
Person: Because it’s November 5th
Her: Ooooh it’s national kiss a Mia day
May 14th is national bra pic day
Guy “Hey guess what day it is”
Girl “what day”
Guy “national bra pic day”
Girl *sends bra pic*
Guy “have a nice day”