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David Monkypants is a man known for having an impossibly large left-curving penis, accompanied by anger issues.
If you piss him off, he will dick slap you all the way to mars.
His favourite dish is the green bean casserole.
"David Monkypants! What's up!"
"Shut the fuck up little green fn"
David Siang Uk Thang the hopeless romantic
The act of dealing with an altercation in a clever and resourceful manner, especially when in a disadvantageous situation.
"How am I supposed to take down a man significantly stronger than me with nail clippings and a dubious looking document detailing the proceedings of an occult seance?"
"Gee I dunno Sharon, just david that goliath!"
When you film yourself jerking off and then you masterbate to the video of yourself jerking off.
David Tendler filmed him self jerking off and will jerk of to it later to David Tendlering
A salty liverpool fan who is jealous that Cristiano Ronaldo signed for Man Utd
Ronaldo scored and now he’s being a real David Brannigan
sooks and complains most of the time and loves commodores and hates toyota cruisers
i like david hall he has a nice beard, if only he was clean shaven
Big nerd david more swag and knows more thank koral at mc