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When you or your friend is so stupid, they are one step away from being brain dead
Friend 1: dude my piss still burns a week after sex that's how i know that pussy was fire
me: bruh finna brain dead
When a person is too high to communicate.
"Are you okay man?"
*looks over
".............."
"Dead man tells no tales."
someone who gets 5 big booms.
Oh, we're sorry about you're brother passing away. He gets 5 big booms, (BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOOOOOOM.) He shouldn't be a dead person rn
when you do something despicable and deserve to be slapped in the face with a foot long jimmy john’s sandwich and a singular piece of
day old lunch meat
Haley’s going to get dead meated if she beats me at game pigeon again!
a lifestyle.
Person 1: Oh boy! The Walking Dead is my favorite activity!
Person 2: Isn't The Walking Dead a TV show?
Person 1: No, silly! The Walking Dead is a lifestyle, it's a way of life. I tend to bang people with my wired bat because of i.
A piece of art deserving of a mantle in the Buckingham Palace and is considered the 8th wonder of the world.
Person 1: Yo bro, did you watch the new Five Nights at Freddy's movie?
Person with immaculate taste: No, but have you watched The Walking Dead? It is truly the best source of entertainment with rich character plot and development with an enticing story line and brutal antagonists.
A suicidal person giving hints of killing himself.
Homie you given of dead vibes. Is everything okay?