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When you smack a girl in the face with your dick while simultaneously setting of a can of hair spray on a zippo lighter into the air while making dragon noises and then flapping your arms in a rapid flying motion. If you catch the girl's hair on fire you smack the fire out with your dick or put it out with your cum.
Bro "how was your date last night?"
Me "It was okay until he tried to dragon whip me and caught my eyelashes on fire"
A cardboard dragon puppet is the same as a paper dragon puppet yet it is made out of cardboard.
When the woman gets a semen bukkake and you light the cum on fire caused light rays shining out of her mouth as if she were the sun in summer.
"Jackson used his girl as a summer dragon to heat up the food, man I wish I could do that"
jerking off thats it its just wanking
i walked in on my son tugging the dragon today
When you blow a sweet load of smoothies into a hippie vegans throat.
Yoooo she got a sweet dragon last night.
Shit in your sex partner’s mouth, tape it and whack the back of her head till it blows out of her nose
Guy: shits and tapes mouth
Girl: muffled cries
Guy: whacks head repeatedly
Girl: twin dragons? We’re done.